If they were going to give the world an enema, it would be there.
That’s what causes urination prior to the jump.
Yeah! Geography is now worldwide.
The juice is not worth the squeeze.
Coincidentally, my friend died of pancreatic cancer and he was really good at it.
Now we can Twitter each other.
I liked the color I painted your walls so much, I got the same paint for my walls, but just a different color.
It’s a 39 inch yard stick.
Ice? What, are you afraid of drowning?
I’ve seen their business plan. [Google] is at a 100. You know? Like the course levels in college? They are just not up to our level.
Now I am not saying change for a couple of dollars, what I am saying is that it is an alternative.
— via email
[Google] They’re just not up to our level.
Jesus’s second coming is closer now than it ever has been before.
— crazy church lady
